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“… if I did not laugh, I should die.” – Abraham Lincoln

Virtual Reality is the future of porn, and it’s a creepy future indeed

 

Eeeuuwww!

 

From TechCrunch:

 

 

Once you get past the somewhat off-putting nature of swapping nether regions with a professional, VR porn does offer an interesting way forward for an industry that, like many others, has been hard hit by the prevalence of free online content … “[With VR], we can raise the bar and get people to subscribe to porn again. “

Welcome to the future, everyone. It’s super weird here.

 

Source: VR is the future of porn, and it’s a creepy future indeed | TechCrunch

#TBT: the 1980s Dingbot that was far from high-tech

 

It all started so innocently!

And, FYI, it’s Monday, not Tuesday or Thursday or whatever the hell day a throwback is supposed to occur on. I. MARCH. TO THE BEAT. OF MY OWN. FREAKIN’. DRUM!

– Joshua

 

From Mashable via Daily Motion:

 

 

 

American muscle car wirelessly charges phone while doing donuts

 

If I could be convinced it wouldn’t turn on me at the first opportunity, this would truly be the perfect ride! – Joshua

 

From Mashable:

 

 

Security robot hits child, doesn’t stop

 

All good. Kid’s not badly hurt.

 

From KPTV:

A mother is upset after she says a shopping center security robot ran over her toddler.

She says she wants to get the word out about the potentially dangerous machine, before it hurts another child.

Source: Mother angry after security robot hits toddler – KPTV – FOX 12

Real dog meets robot dog

 

Dogs know. Dogs ALWAYS know. You must always listen to your dog!

 

From The Guardian:

Source: Top dog: watch what happens when a real canine meets a robo-pooch | Technology | The Guardian

Tasting victory: gamers are hacking taste and smell

 

Dibs on using the controller first!

 

From MIT Technology Review:

Developers and researchers alike have long searched for safe and practical ways to incorporate taste and smell into games, in an effort to create immersive experiences that appeal to all the senses.

Source: Tasting Victory: Why Gamers Are Hacking Taste and Smell

World’s first robot SUICIDE as family finds cleaning gadget turned to ash

 

 Alarmingly … it appears to have TURNED. ITSELF. ON!

 

From the Mirror:

A cleaning robot ‘committed suicide’ by climbing on to a kitchen hotplate where it was burned to death.

According to local reports, the Irobot Roomba 760 robot is thought to have rebelled against its chores and decided enough was enough …

“I don’t know about the allegations of a robot suicide but the homeowner is insistent that the device was switched off – it’s a mystery how it came to be activated and ended up making its way to the hotplate.”

Source: World’s first robot SUICIDE as family return to find cleaning gadget had turned to ash – Mirror Online

“Come with me if you want to love!”

 

Um, I don’t even know …

 

Image source: Unknown

Image source: Unknown

“What the f@*k, Kevin?!?”

From Digg:

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